Well, who wants to carve just any old face onto a pumpkin?
It's the most wonderful time of the year!
OK - wrong song, wrong season. But oh how we love Halloween!
As we write this, Johnathan Ross is prepping his home for the arrival of many a celeb in fancy dress, while Paris Hilton is working out how many more sexy outfits she can get papped in before bonfire night.
So as we wait to watch the spooky drama unfold, here's a gallery of pumpkins that look like celebrities to keep you, our lovely readers, entertained.
What more could you want? Really? Honestly?
Go on. Pumpkin yourself silly.