Ha! Gwyneth Paltrow released Goop's annual holiday gift guide and it's pretty entertaining. Although Paltrow did include throwback toys like a $30 Furby, the Oscar winner also included insanely expensive — and unnecessary — items like a $4,739 gold juicer and we can't take it seriously.
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"This year, we decided to shake things up a little bit, and organize our annual gift guide by category — after all, it's pretty easy to identify people by a love of entertaining, art, or, well, if you're like everyone at Goop, their deep and unabiding affection for jewelry," Paltrow shared with readers before sending them scrolling down into a fantasyland. "We tried to keep as much as possible at the $100 mark, though there are some splurges on here for your nearest and dearest. Plus, a girl can always dream," she added, likely in defense of the said juicer.
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The most absurd items on the list — aside from the that juicer we just can't get over — include a $12,000 Diamond Thickie Esque vase, St. Louis Scully & Scully crystal glasses that cost $495 each (yes, $495 for one glass), a $1,500 Hermes Avalon blanket, $1,995 for a single (yes, single) Anita Ko safety pin earring, a $7,600 Cartier bracelet, and a Harry Winston diamond cluster ring that's so pricey she didn't even bother including the amount.
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In Chris Martin's ex's defense, she did include a $30 Furby, a $10 friendship bracelet kit, and a $19 accordion.
Paltrow may have even hinted at her own wish list, and included an Arthur Umanoff bar cart costing $1,495 with the note, "We have always wanted an Arhur Umanoff bar cart."
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Like she said, a girl can always dream!
